Rule Number 1: I'm number one.
Rule Number 2: Only post pics of YOUR bike. Make it the coolest or best one you have. Action shots preferred, but an artsy-fartsy or professional quality shot will do.
Rule Number 3: DO NOT quote somebody's IMG tags. We don't need the same pic showing up three or four times per page.
Rule Number A: No negative comments. There's bound to be bike-ricers, slow-ass cruisers, squidly sportbikes, or some kick-ass motard/dirtbike hybrids that you don't like. Negative posts (in this thread) will be deleted.
With that said, I'll start. Beat this one for coolness. Me, last weekend: