Are you ready to get to work? Then drive the car that says, "Shut the fuck up, I'm Racing!"
This boss 1995 Toyota Supra TT has 220k miles. This isn't your dad's Mercury Cougar that shit the bed after 97,000 miles. It's a Toyota. It's just hitting puberty. It can be yours for $20,000.
Jeeps and big trucks all scream the same thing: "I'M OVERCOMPENSATING!" If you're secure about the size of your genitalia, drive something that tells the world you give zero shits because you average 25 MPfuckingG.
Complete with Bride racing seats up front. Back seats were traded for neon under glows. This ride doesn't care about some bitch-ass backseat driver (or child)! If you get tired of them complaining out of their pie-holes, you can nail them with ice-cold AC capable of freezing your dick/vagina right off.
The airbag (SRS) light came on randomly a couple weeks ago. I didn't bother fixing it because I'm not a pussy, and if my car is going to have a hard landing after jumping over an exploding train and the airbag is going to blast me in the face, I want it to be a surprise, like a hooker jumping out of a birthday cake. BOING
Front tires are ready to rock. Rear tires are fine although not quite as rock-ready, but what do you care? You're an CA driver--as soon as there's a drop of rain you're going to piss yourself and drive like the sky is falling, anyway.
This car is all-Toyota ladies. It hasn't been trashed and racing-modded by some jerkoff, because it's a fucking Japanese relic of the 90's. Get real people.
But wait, there's more:
- Registered until July, 2016
- Manual transmission
- Tape deck so you can use a tape adapter to play music from your phone, you cheap bastard
- Cruise control
- Tilt wheel
- 3 floor mats that it stole from an older Supra at the high school car meet
- Air conditioning
- A mildly squeaky belt that announces your arrival
- Teeth marks on the parking brake handle and one of the interior door handles because a previous owner must have been a real piece of shit and locked their dog in the car for too long. If you might do that to your dog, don't buy this car. But do come over so you can get the cuntpunch you deserve
- Interior 9.5/10, aside from bite marks
- Body 8/10. Gotta get some scars to earn your stripes on the street, yo.
- This is the actual mileage, unlike a vast majority of the other cheap Supras you're finding in this cesspool of used cars
- Half tank of gas. You're welcome.
- Clean title, full Carfax report available for anyone brave enough to ask
- Extra set of hella sick replica JDM somethings.
My name is Nam. Call me to set up a test drive. You must provide your own "illest" T-shirt or "hella flush" hoodie and white framed sunglasses to drive this bad boy.
** Yes, this is a real ad and this car is really for sale