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I wish I could be a fly on the wall in that fucked-up household...


Oldest son: "Mommy, why don't we have a daddy?"

Cat Cora: "Because you kids have 2 mommies."

Oldest son: "I thought there had to be a daddy?"

Cat Cora: "Your daddy is some guy who gave us his sperm."

Oldest son: "What is sperm?"

Cat Cora: "Something I have never tasted."

Oldest son: "Will you take me fishing?"

Cat Cora: "No, but I can show you how to cook it."

Oldest son: "Will you take me camping?"

Cat Cora: "No, men do that. Mommy would break a nail."

Oldest son: "Can you teach me how to box?"

Cat Cora: "No, but I can show you how to eat one."

Oldest son: "Who will be my father figure and someone I can turn to for manly advice?"

Cat Cora: "I am friends with Rosie O'Donnell."

Oldest son: "I hate you, fuck my life!"










All 4 kids:

 

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I wish I could be a fly on the wall in that fucked-up household...


Oldest son: "Mommy, why don't we have a daddy?"

Cat Cora: "Because you kids have 2 mommies."

Oldest son: "I thought there had to be a daddy?"

Cat Cora: "Your daddy is some guy who gave us his sperm."

Oldest son: "What is sperm?"

Cat Cora: "Something I have never tasted."

Oldest son: "Will you take me fishing?"

Cat Cora: "No, but I can show you how to cook it."

Oldest son: "Will you take me camping?"

Cat Cora: "No, men do that. Mommy would break a nail."

Oldest son: "Can you teach me how to box?"

Cat Cora: "No, but I can show you how to eat one." <<<<<<<<< ROFLMAO :lol:

Oldest son: "Who will be my father figure and someone I can turn to for manly advice?"

Cat Cora: "I am friends with Rosie O'Donnell."

Oldest son: "I hate you, fuck my life!"

All 4 kids:


This post is full of what we call...WIN. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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I can't wait until we start seeing stories about repressed heterosexual teenagers living in homes with homosexual parents.. Angry gay parents shutting out their closet-hetero children, etc. :D
lol i know...
Our society....where everything is ok...until you disagree!
 
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I wish I could be a fly on the wall in that fucked-up household...
Except that one is usually butch and would take the kid fishing/camping. ;)
 
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