[Suprachik8]

okay i got this today, sorta lame joke, but thought i'd share since u all horny toads... :rofl:
and since majority of the girls were asian, i figured i'd put it in this section of the forum.
I dunno where else to put it. :ugh2:
*SideNote: Pls do not rant "where's my country" etc. coz this is all they gave me.

Enjoy :sadance:


Miss Universe Interview


United States

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........................
(Applause! Applause!)



Miss Spain

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)



Miss Philippines

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)




Miss Saudi Arabia

Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)




Miss India

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!




Miss Malaysia

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)





Miss Singapore

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

*sorry it's lame

 

[xknowonex]

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......

Lucky pinoys over there... I want a pinay gf now

 

[Suprachik8]

Lucky pinoys over there... I want a pinay gf now

why because they pass the male organ mouth to mouth? :ugh2: :wtflol:

 

[TheHeffNerr]

i giggled.

 

[sleeknsilver]

wow hotties......

i'm going to have to say "ms spain" is the hottest out of them all

 

[Supracerxtreme]

wow hotties......

i'm going to have to say "ms spain" is the hottest out of them all

Agreed! But only if she was a bit tanner :bigthumb:

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Lucky pinoys over there... I want a pinay gf now

no u dont, they are evil!!

 

[Suprachik8]

no u dont, they are evil!!

uh huh, especially the ones who are mixed with german

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

uh huh, especially the ones who are mixed with german

yeah...thankfully i got Irish in me too to neutralize the pain. :rofl:

 

[michaelvanle]

Where's Vietnam? God fuck, where's Vietnam?? Oh wait... this is a beauty contest :rofl:

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Where's Vietnam? God fuck, where's Vietnam?? Oh wait... this is a beauty contest :rofl:

hatin' on ur own peoples....we filipinos like u now hahahahaaha

 

[xknowonex]

no u dont, they are evil!!

Ughh ohh I hope this is not a serious warning because I really like a pinay right now... She seems like a total sweetheart and the coolest gurl I have ever met really though

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Ughh ohh I hope this is not a serious warning because I really like a pinay right now... She seems like a total sweetheart and the coolest gurl I have ever met really though

this shows how long youve known me haha

you love cherish too? :lol: who doesnt! haha

 

[xknowonex]

this shows how long youve known me haha

you love cherish too? :lol: who doesnt! haha

LOL... shes a celebrity on here :bowdown:

 

[URNDWAY]

Ms. Malaysia and Ms. India are HOTT!

 

[magicsupra721]

Miss Spain is hawwwt

 

[sleeknsilver]

ms. spain for the win!!! and no, she's not too white :bigthumb:

 

[magicsupra721]

any info on ms spain?