King of Snark
My dad calls me to come home tonight. As I pull upto the house I see this random white shit on my car. I thought a bird had a bad day on my car. Only to realize it's paint all over the fender and hood of my car. My dad called the cops and they made a report and took the can of paint left for evidence. I hope they find the person before I do since I know I won't be pleasant about it since it was a debliberant thing they did.