One of your cylinders is on the compression stroke and the pressure is keeping the car from moving. Whether you put it in 1st or reverse, the effect will be the same. In 5th, the gearing will multiply the torque to the engine and it will probably slowly roll down hill.
The real question is, why aren't you using your park brake!!!??? haha
The real question is, why aren't you using your park brake!!!??? haha