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...or "Why stupid people shouldn't have sex"

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Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
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Posted By: Christopher Hyde


LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.


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Proof that humanity had circumvented natural selection. Our scientific development and advances in medicine have weakened the gene pool to the point of damn near failure.

I weep for the future.
 

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Not ur jizz, not ur bizz
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so shes got two pussies now?

sounds like he was upgrading....
 

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Dear lord. Sad thing is, these people can probably vote.
 

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There was a report from a shop in the minneapolis area where a guy was working late at a wood shop, decided he wanted to see how hard he could squeeze his balls together with a wooden vice grip.

Needless to say he passed out from the pain and was found lying on top of a table saw with clamped balls the next morning.

People are weird.
 

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I feel bad for the guy that he needs to use a power dildo to please his girl. The next step for that women will likely be horses.
 

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